The L and S want their Grem back!
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
Do Your Thing
Usually I hate commercials, but sometimes they nail it. Case in point, an ad running recently for Kaiser. Disclaimer here: I don't work for, with, patronize or utilize Kaiser. I just like the commercial, because it's...well... so ME, down to the expression on her face. And it does actually motivate me to "find my thing". It makes me smile every time I see it.
What's your thing?
What's your thing?
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Ex Animo
I used to write in a journal all the time. I started in high school and continued to do so until about 13 years ago. I can't explain why I stopped. I know when I did, it was a very momentous time in my life. It was a turning point, my whole life changed within a matter of days, hours even. And for some unknown reason, I couldn't write in my journal about it. I know because I tried.
And I never went back to writing in a journal like that again. I have looked through some of my old ones and was shocked (and embarrassed?) to see I wrote about the SAME things over and over and over again. I remember thinking, all that writing and nothing changed, so what's the point. Fast forward many years and here I sit...writing. But this is a "Blog" not a journal or a diary, right? I don't write the deep dark obsessive crazy thoughts that occasionally surface in my head. Because now I know I am not unique in having these kinds of thoughts. Everyone does at some point or another with varying degrees of frequency. I do write about personal things...kind of. Most often I allude to them or make them into stories or metaphors (or fives). So what is the difference? Here, I write for a pretend audience. Originally I did that because this is the Internet after all, one of THE most public places in the universe. I would be uncomfortable, embarrassed to put myself out there like that. But what is the point of writing if not for some personal benefit? So, I don't write about what I did on my summer vacation. I don't write about the food I eat, the clothes I wear, who I saw or talked to......unless I see something larger in it, some connection to something else. I don't know why I started writing like this, but it has been so much more satisfying than all of the journals I filled for sooooooo many years about how unhappy I was with my life or what boy I was pining after or wondering what should I be doing with my life. Because ultimately none of that mattered all due to that one point of time in my life that changed everything forever.
So, let's bring this puppy back around full circle, shall we? What is the point of this bit of writing today? The thing that changed my life forever was cancer. non sum qualis eram: I am not what I once was. My vision of my life, my purpose, my path was totally blown up. It pisses me off sometimes, I feel cheated, I feel angry often, I feel sorry for my self sometimes. I have scars, I have pain, I am missing parts of my body, I am missing parts of my memories but I am lucky to be alive, lucky to have married the best man in the world for me, lucky that my family loves me (in their own strange way....see this written just in case any of them stumble on this post, can't be too sentimental here. wink wink) Still haven't come to the point of this post, have I? I am going to leave it at that, because like I said before this Blog tends towards finding that bigger connection or message in every day things. So, if this is being read by anyone else than me, it is up to you to figure out the connection that resonates for you. As for me, I'm going to bed.
Non Sequitur
And I never went back to writing in a journal like that again. I have looked through some of my old ones and was shocked (and embarrassed?) to see I wrote about the SAME things over and over and over again. I remember thinking, all that writing and nothing changed, so what's the point. Fast forward many years and here I sit...writing. But this is a "Blog" not a journal or a diary, right? I don't write the deep dark obsessive crazy thoughts that occasionally surface in my head. Because now I know I am not unique in having these kinds of thoughts. Everyone does at some point or another with varying degrees of frequency. I do write about personal things...kind of. Most often I allude to them or make them into stories or metaphors (or fives). So what is the difference? Here, I write for a pretend audience. Originally I did that because this is the Internet after all, one of THE most public places in the universe. I would be uncomfortable, embarrassed to put myself out there like that. But what is the point of writing if not for some personal benefit? So, I don't write about what I did on my summer vacation. I don't write about the food I eat, the clothes I wear, who I saw or talked to......unless I see something larger in it, some connection to something else. I don't know why I started writing like this, but it has been so much more satisfying than all of the journals I filled for sooooooo many years about how unhappy I was with my life or what boy I was pining after or wondering what should I be doing with my life. Because ultimately none of that mattered all due to that one point of time in my life that changed everything forever.
So, let's bring this puppy back around full circle, shall we? What is the point of this bit of writing today? The thing that changed my life forever was cancer. non sum qualis eram: I am not what I once was. My vision of my life, my purpose, my path was totally blown up. It pisses me off sometimes, I feel cheated, I feel angry often, I feel sorry for my self sometimes. I have scars, I have pain, I am missing parts of my body, I am missing parts of my memories but I am lucky to be alive, lucky to have married the best man in the world for me, lucky that my family loves me (in their own strange way....see this written just in case any of them stumble on this post, can't be too sentimental here. wink wink) Still haven't come to the point of this post, have I? I am going to leave it at that, because like I said before this Blog tends towards finding that bigger connection or message in every day things. So, if this is being read by anyone else than me, it is up to you to figure out the connection that resonates for you. As for me, I'm going to bed.
Non Sequitur
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Don't Quote Me On This
When I was a young, angsty teenager, I read in a book by Hugh Prather this quote, "If the desire to write is not accompanied by actual writing, then the desire is not to write". I was rather taken by that book, Notes to Myself. In retrospect, I wish I wasn't such an impressionable teenager looking for guidance from someone "older and wiser". Hmmm, let me re-wind a bit.
I have been cleaning out a lifetime of accumulated stuff. I've always been good at regular "spring cleanings" and getting rid of the excess, but not as fast as I have been stacking stuff in corners and putting in boxes to stow on shelves and in closets. I have been unearthing a lot of past life residue. I have found things I still can't bear to part with (a plastic plate my mother made for me that says "Laurie the Star") , things I am making myself part with because it is not healthy to hang onto them (old diaries) and things I can't believe I've kept for all these years.
Which leads us to the above mentioned book. I found it buried somewhere and it brought back a rush of memories. I remember pouring over this book, highlighting passages I thought were profound and meaningful. (Yes, highlighting...shut up.) I remember thinking people like the author must know how things really are and I need to learn from their words. Sheesh, I'm lucky I wasn't targeted by a cult, I bet I would have fallen for it hook, line and sinker. Back to the book and the rush of memories. I started leafing through the book and reading the "thoughts". The more I read, the more my nose wrinkled. I seriously fell for this self-indulgent psychobabble? I started to feel bad for the younger me and wished I hadn't been so hard on myself for not living up to impossible ideals. For whatever reason, the quote "If the desire to write is not accompanied by actual writing, then the desire is not to write" stuck with me, because I have often felt that desire to write, without anything happening. Then I must not REALLY want to write, I would think with my conditioned mind. Well, the adult me says, "Poo on you, Hugh!" Sometimes I write, sometimes I don't, sometimes I want to and sometimes I don't. But it doesn't fit into a nice little bowl of chicken soup. So this is me writing, this is me writing about nothing in particular, this is me writing my thoughts at this moment that are subject to change at any moment. I symbolically toss all those old self-recrimination out with that dog eared, highlighted copy of one of the early "self-help" books. Unfortunately, our younger years are formative, hence the term formative years. It's not as easy as it sounds and I am still very susceptible to the written words of others. I have since replaced Hugh Prather and Richard Bach with the likes of Jenny Holzer and Steven Wright, because I have discovered I like to mix relevance and absurdity. To me, that is a reflection of how life REALLY is...the relevance/absurdity thing... not the actual quotes. As brilliant and clever are they are they are still someone else's and I need to find my own.
I still like to use quotes though....
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
And Yet More Proof
What is happening here? Have I crossed over into the twilight zone? Do I resemble foie gras? Here was the scenario:
1. Pre-existing drama in group A.
2. Poor parenting guidance in group A.
3. Repeat of bad behavior of a minor in group A.
4. Request from group B to correct this.
5. Group A's dysfunctional communication cause misinformation.
6. Clash occurs between members of group A and group B.
7. Apparently, I am the only voice of reason on the whole block, but no one will stfu long enough to listen.
I stood between someone who's position was to keep asking a loaded question and someone who position was of the excluded middle. I mean that literally, I physically stood between them as they repeated the same arguments at each other. My repeated phrase was "stop", "STOP", "STOP!". But no one listened. I knew which direction to go in to solve this thing and it was as if I were invisible. When I was finally able to get a word in, I pulled out the facts. The series of events that took place. The ultimate goal was to stop the kid from throwing rocks. In the end, its was resolved peacefully between the two arguing adults. All's well that ends well?
Not quite.
The fall out was that an 8 year old boy was reduced to tears and I was left with the disturbing feeling that I am inconsequential.
:-x
1. Pre-existing drama in group A.
2. Poor parenting guidance in group A.
3. Repeat of bad behavior of a minor in group A.
4. Request from group B to correct this.
5. Group A's dysfunctional communication cause misinformation.
6. Clash occurs between members of group A and group B.
7. Apparently, I am the only voice of reason on the whole block, but no one will stfu long enough to listen.
I stood between someone who's position was to keep asking a loaded question and someone who position was of the excluded middle. I mean that literally, I physically stood between them as they repeated the same arguments at each other. My repeated phrase was "stop", "STOP", "STOP!". But no one listened. I knew which direction to go in to solve this thing and it was as if I were invisible. When I was finally able to get a word in, I pulled out the facts. The series of events that took place. The ultimate goal was to stop the kid from throwing rocks. In the end, its was resolved peacefully between the two arguing adults. All's well that ends well?
Not quite.
The fall out was that an 8 year old boy was reduced to tears and I was left with the disturbing feeling that I am inconsequential.
:-x
Monday, August 8, 2011
Apparently I *AM* Chopped Liver
So, I'm not always the most social person. A lot of time if I have nothing interesting to say, I just stay quiet and this is a trait that has bothered people all my life. Because, as we know, people like to comment. As a kid, I never knew what to say to these personal observances. As an adult, I still don't know what to say.
"You sure are quiet!" (what do I say to that? okay?)
"You sure don't say much." (I could agree conditionally, because sometime I yammer on and on. All depends on the person, the subject, the situation, etc.)
"Well, no one can complain that you talk too much." (said by an older boy when I was a pre-teen. Was that a criticism or a compliment?)
We arrive at today. I have been trying to reconnect through FB with some family members that I stopped having regular contact with. I invited them to play some fun word games that we could take our turns at leisure and there is a chat window to...well, chat. All is well and good I thought. sigh. Predictably, since it's summer people have been out and about on vacations and so there are longer waits between turns. No big deal. But this is the little zinger I get this morning:
Relative One: sorry to take so long, hopefully (Relative Two) told you I was camping and out of service
Me: no, I didn't know
Relative Two: Hi there! Nice to have you back (Relative Two)! I didn't really think to chat while you were gone. Sorry
Wait, what? "Didn't think to chat while you were gone." Seriously? Seriously?? Wow. Okay. What do I say to that?
Sarcasm: Sorry I'm not worthy of your conversation.
Guilt-trip: I'm not so good with chatting lately, things have been kind of rough. I'm a little down I guess.
Deflect with humor: Is this thing on? taptaptap
Passive Aggressive: Welcome back, chatting just isn't fun without you.
Martyr: I know I'm boring.
Honesty: ouch...
Okay, Here is the wrap up and the ultimate question. You can't control what other people say or do. I get that, I accept that. You can only control what you do. Yep, got it, accept it. But how do you make yourself not care? I can let it roll off my shoulders, I can control the impulse to lash out. I can't control the feelings that come up. I can't make it not sting. I can't make myself not care what my family members say or do. In the end, I can only kick myself for thinking things will be different this time. Ultimately, I know better...no matter how much hope springs eternal.
I am pâté, thankyouverymuch.
"You sure are quiet!" (what do I say to that? okay?)
"You sure don't say much." (I could agree conditionally, because sometime I yammer on and on. All depends on the person, the subject, the situation, etc.)
"Well, no one can complain that you talk too much." (said by an older boy when I was a pre-teen. Was that a criticism or a compliment?)
We arrive at today. I have been trying to reconnect through FB with some family members that I stopped having regular contact with. I invited them to play some fun word games that we could take our turns at leisure and there is a chat window to...well, chat. All is well and good I thought. sigh. Predictably, since it's summer people have been out and about on vacations and so there are longer waits between turns. No big deal. But this is the little zinger I get this morning:
Relative One: sorry to take so long, hopefully (Relative Two) told you I was camping and out of service
Me: no, I didn't know
Relative Two: Hi there! Nice to have you back (Relative Two)! I didn't really think to chat while you were gone. Sorry
Wait, what? "Didn't think to chat while you were gone." Seriously? Seriously?? Wow. Okay. What do I say to that?
Sarcasm: Sorry I'm not worthy of your conversation.
Guilt-trip: I'm not so good with chatting lately, things have been kind of rough. I'm a little down I guess.
Deflect with humor: Is this thing on? taptaptap
Passive Aggressive: Welcome back, chatting just isn't fun without you.
Martyr: I know I'm boring.
Honesty: ouch...
Okay, Here is the wrap up and the ultimate question. You can't control what other people say or do. I get that, I accept that. You can only control what you do. Yep, got it, accept it. But how do you make yourself not care? I can let it roll off my shoulders, I can control the impulse to lash out. I can't control the feelings that come up. I can't make it not sting. I can't make myself not care what my family members say or do. In the end, I can only kick myself for thinking things will be different this time. Ultimately, I know better...no matter how much hope springs eternal.
I am pâté, thankyouverymuch.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Avec Fromage
Sometimes my heart feels a bit like swiss cheese. There are holes where people used to be. There are holes where dreams used to be. There are holes where I thought love used to be. Do these holes ever get filled in again? Or does your heart just keep getting lacier and honeycombed with the holes that life creates? And if my heart is Swiss cheese can I fill those holes with cheddar? I don't even know what that means, it just popped in my head. Maybe because I don't particularly like Swiss cheese. I love a good extra sharp cheddar though. Is that what my heart has become? A sharp cheddar? What if I'm lactose intolerant? What if I can't tolerate what my heart has become? I suppose I will just come up with yet another metaphor and write about it in my little litterbox corner of the world.
No wait! I'm crackers!!!!!
No wait! I'm crackers!!!!!
Monday, July 4, 2011
Letter to the Lady Who Cut in Line
Dear lady who jumped the line,
Yes, I saw you sneak through. No, I don't believe you didn't know there was one line for two cashiers. Why do you think you are more important than everyone else who is waiting their turn? You are the perfect example of why people who play by the rules, work as a team, do the right thing are the ones who get screwed. So thank you for that, thank you for taking humanity down one more notch. Am I overreacting? Maybe. Or is this just one more log in the fire of my frustration? Please, cut in line again...I'm begging you.
sincerely,
The lady with no more patience
beotch!!
Yes, I saw you sneak through. No, I don't believe you didn't know there was one line for two cashiers. Why do you think you are more important than everyone else who is waiting their turn? You are the perfect example of why people who play by the rules, work as a team, do the right thing are the ones who get screwed. So thank you for that, thank you for taking humanity down one more notch. Am I overreacting? Maybe. Or is this just one more log in the fire of my frustration? Please, cut in line again...I'm begging you.
sincerely,
The lady with no more patience
beotch!!
Monday, April 4, 2011
This Is Me Trying to Let Go
A few days ago a friend helped me plant a LB that was part of a "Memorial Plant Day" for a boxer called preboxed who died recently from cancer. I don't know what kind she had, but I hate every form it takes. Guess it has stirred some stuff up, this is what I just wrote on my Facebook page. I'm putting it here too because "This is me trying to let go."
It's been probably 7 years since she died. They played "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Israel Kamakawiwo'Ole at her memorial. I break down every time I hear it...still. I also don't talk about it. So...this is me trying to let go.
Patricia was my "cohort". We were in a breast cancer support group together, it was part of a study to see what type of therapy is most beneficial to breast cancer patients, regular group vs. variety (group, art therapy, education, yoga, etc.) After the initial study was over, she was the only I kept in touch with over time. She kept in touch with everyone, she was the glue. I went to a "Survivors Day" in GGP with a friend and met her there, because she was a fierce survivor and wanted to celebrate it. Even when she had a recurrence. The last time I saw her was several months before she died. I met her at Kaiser and sat through a chemo drip with her. We laughed and talked and talked and talked. I talked with her on AOL for a while after that, but then she became quiet. Then I got the email from her partner saying that she had died. For about 6 months after her screen name would still pop up on the IM thingy they had then. Every time, my gut reaction would be to smile and think "Hi Patricia!"...then I would remember and realize it was her partner, taking care of the business of life.
I went to her memorial alone. Steven can't go to things like that, it hits too close to home for him, but I needed to go. I was in pain with muscle spasms and in a mental fog. Patricia. Dead. Damn. I sat in the back of the Swedenborgen Church in SF and listened and cried and held hands with the strangers on either side of me. Then I tucked it all in the back of my head and went on with life. Until I would hear THAT song. Then it all comes back, every time, just as strong, and I don't tell anyone. Until now. I miss my friend, Patricia. I am afraid, too. When will that be me? Because someday, it will. And no amount of good intentioned "get hit by a bus" pep talks people give doesn't change the fact that one of my "buses" has already turned the corner and is heading towards me and all I can do is hope I've gotten out of the way in time.
I haven't bought a ticket anyway.
It's been probably 7 years since she died. They played "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Israel Kamakawiwo'Ole at her memorial. I break down every time I hear it...still. I also don't talk about it. So...this is me trying to let go.
Patricia was my "cohort". We were in a breast cancer support group together, it was part of a study to see what type of therapy is most beneficial to breast cancer patients, regular group vs. variety (group, art therapy, education, yoga, etc.) After the initial study was over, she was the only I kept in touch with over time. She kept in touch with everyone, she was the glue. I went to a "Survivors Day" in GGP with a friend and met her there, because she was a fierce survivor and wanted to celebrate it. Even when she had a recurrence. The last time I saw her was several months before she died. I met her at Kaiser and sat through a chemo drip with her. We laughed and talked and talked and talked. I talked with her on AOL for a while after that, but then she became quiet. Then I got the email from her partner saying that she had died. For about 6 months after her screen name would still pop up on the IM thingy they had then. Every time, my gut reaction would be to smile and think "Hi Patricia!"...then I would remember and realize it was her partner, taking care of the business of life.
I went to her memorial alone. Steven can't go to things like that, it hits too close to home for him, but I needed to go. I was in pain with muscle spasms and in a mental fog. Patricia. Dead. Damn. I sat in the back of the Swedenborgen Church in SF and listened and cried and held hands with the strangers on either side of me. Then I tucked it all in the back of my head and went on with life. Until I would hear THAT song. Then it all comes back, every time, just as strong, and I don't tell anyone. Until now. I miss my friend, Patricia. I am afraid, too. When will that be me? Because someday, it will. And no amount of good intentioned "get hit by a bus" pep talks people give doesn't change the fact that one of my "buses" has already turned the corner and is heading towards me and all I can do is hope I've gotten out of the way in time.
I haven't bought a ticket anyway.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Likewise, I'm sure.
The following are exerpts from a Facebook status exchange.
Original Status: "Ok, I want to apologize for my lack of interest in getting close to many of you..."
Someones comment: "Sometimes we have just enough energy to get through what we must, and no more."
Original posters response: "...i have plenty of energy. Just no interest..."
God how I love Facebookland sometimes! The original status was touching on issues of trust and friendship, etc. so there is more to it all than what is above. But I love the whole thing about "I'm just not interested in getting to know you." The lady has balls, alright. I so wanted to add the comment: "That's okay, I'm not really interested either. ;-)" The winky face is to cue others in on the fact that IT'S A JOKE, but knowing the audience I figured people wouldn't get it and think I was being mean to their beloved leader. I'd like to think that she would get it, but ya' never know. Perhaps it's just another case of "I crack myself up!". At least I think I'm funny.
We are not amused.
Original Status: "Ok, I want to apologize for my lack of interest in getting close to many of you..."
Someones comment: "Sometimes we have just enough energy to get through what we must, and no more."
Original posters response: "...i have plenty of energy. Just no interest..."
God how I love Facebookland sometimes! The original status was touching on issues of trust and friendship, etc. so there is more to it all than what is above. But I love the whole thing about "I'm just not interested in getting to know you." The lady has balls, alright. I so wanted to add the comment: "That's okay, I'm not really interested either. ;-)" The winky face is to cue others in on the fact that IT'S A JOKE, but knowing the audience I figured people wouldn't get it and think I was being mean to their beloved leader. I'd like to think that she would get it, but ya' never know. Perhaps it's just another case of "I crack myself up!". At least I think I'm funny.
We are not amused.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Have a Nice Day?
Okay, since when did "have a nice day" start meaning something else? I've noticed recently that people use that phrase to mean "$cr{w you!" or "pi$$ off" or "You're an idiot and I'm not." A disagreement ensues, people argue their side and when others don't agree....more often than not they will end a paragraph or conversation "You have a nice day" said with a wrinkled nose. Up is down. Left is right. Nice is not.
Have a HAPPY day, remember that one??
Have a HAPPY day, remember that one??
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Just Keep Swimming, Just Keep Swimming
Hmmm, should I carve some stamps and put them up on Etsy? I think I'm a decent carver, but would anyone really want to buy them? I guess I'm not the only one with that idea (dang it!). The other stamps I've seen there have ranged from exceedingly simple to quite beautiful. I dunno. Is it worth it? I know carving can give me migraines. But I like doing it. Gak. Some days I tell myself to just put my head down and keep trudging along. It's not enough and I need to exercise that creative outlet.
Boxing has taken a back seat to "the business of life". We kind of hit a plateau with planting...hit one with finding too. Okay, now I'm rambling. Which made me remember Steve Martin's song Ramblin' Man. Can't find the lyrics but did come across Grandmothers Song:
Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.
Welcome to my world!
Boxing has taken a back seat to "the business of life". We kind of hit a plateau with planting...hit one with finding too. Okay, now I'm rambling. Which made me remember Steve Martin's song Ramblin' Man. Can't find the lyrics but did come across Grandmothers Song:
Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.
Welcome to my world!
Friday, January 21, 2011
Natural High
Generally, the phrase "natural high" is used in a positive, life affirming way. Well, I experienced a REAL natural high a few days ago and believe-you-me it was not necessarily pleasant. This "natural" high was due to sleep deprivation. I've dealt with insomnia over the past mumble years, every now and again I have what I've nicknamed "monster insomnia". It is the kind where I am NOT sleepy at all...all night long...until about 6am. It is weird. So, I've been toodling along the past several months with only mild to moderate insomnia and then got hit with the "monster". I felt totally normal all night, didn't feel sleepy at 5 or 6am like I usually would. I figured I'd just go along with my day until I got sleepy. Fast forward to about 8am and I am completing Christmas gifts for my nieces (yes, I said Christmas. I procrastinate, so sue me.) I scanned recipe's that my mother wrote down on index cards and a bunch of photo's of her and put it all together into a cookbook for my nieces. So there I was kneeling on the floor using the gadgets to punch holes and bind them when I was slowly overtaken by a strange feeling. Not really a sleepy feeling, but kind of. But also, a high feeling like I was drugged, not not really. I really wanted to finish the cookbooks and be done with it so I kept going. The feeling got stronger and stronger until I almost felt like I was going to fall over (even though I was still kneeling on the floor). After I finished binding the last one, I had a moment of clarity and thought "Criminy, I better go to sleep before something bad happens." I left everything where it was and made a bee line to bed. I only slept 3 hours and kept waking up with that very strange "high" feeling. Eventually it went away and went on with my day. I now have a whole new take on that phrase "natural high". When used figuratively it is a lovely thing. When used literally it is not pleasant. I now understand why sleep deprivation is used as torture.
Say good night Gracie!
Say good night Gracie!
Friday, January 7, 2011
Bunny Years
I have gotten through another December. This one didn't numbered among the worst, but there certainly have been better. I've never been a fan of the whole New Year's Day thingy, in fact I came upon the realization that the Monday after Christmas has always felt more like the beginning of the next "year". I don't suppose I would ever be able to convince the rest of the world to change the calender.... A girl can dream though. There is one thing that stands in the way of any "new beginning", a minor thing in and of itself, but everything hinges on it. Every now and again, with no discernible pattern, my blood tests come back with an elevated tumor marker. Every time, the follow up test shows it is back down. The extra concern is that this is the highest it has ever been elevated. "That's all I have say about that." (said like Forrest Gump). There is another New Year coming up soon, the Year of the Hare begins soon and I just so happen to be a Hare!
It's a bunny, I'm a bunny, wouldn't you like to be a bunny, too!
It's a bunny, I'm a bunny, wouldn't you like to be a bunny, too!
Monday, December 6, 2010
Music to My Ears
I like music...who doesn't like music? I don't like ALL music, there is a lot that I am indifferent to. The snarky me always kind of smirked when movies (or TV shows) would show someone who went to the opera and the music made them cry (think Pretty Woman). I thought it was a ploy or an affectation to show how cultured they were inside. Blahditty blah blah.
Now for the "My Bad" moment. The song is the Hallelujah Chorus. I've heard it many, many times before. I've even sung quietly during a sing-a-long version. I'm not a religious person, but it's a lovely song and I always enjoy hearing it. The other day, a friend sends me a link to a YouTube video of a flash mob who sang the whole thing in the food court at a mall. I like watching flash mobs when done well. Well, I'm grinning along with the audience as person after person stands up and joins in. I'll be damned (oops, guess I shouldn't use that phrase)...I'll be gobsmacked if when the ladies went into the high notes in the middle of the song that my eyes welled up and I had tears running down my face. WHAT? What was that?! What just happened?! Why am I crying?! It's not like I had never heard the song before. I wasn't even there live. It was as if a certain note or tone had triggered the "cry over beautiful music" center of my brain. Fortunately, I was by myself watching YouTube so I just let it flow and afterwards mopped up my tears and had a good laugh at myself. Lesson learned, thankyouverymuch!
If you're curious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXh7JR9oKVE
'tis the season.
Now for the "My Bad" moment. The song is the Hallelujah Chorus. I've heard it many, many times before. I've even sung quietly during a sing-a-long version. I'm not a religious person, but it's a lovely song and I always enjoy hearing it. The other day, a friend sends me a link to a YouTube video of a flash mob who sang the whole thing in the food court at a mall. I like watching flash mobs when done well. Well, I'm grinning along with the audience as person after person stands up and joins in. I'll be damned (oops, guess I shouldn't use that phrase)...I'll be gobsmacked if when the ladies went into the high notes in the middle of the song that my eyes welled up and I had tears running down my face. WHAT? What was that?! What just happened?! Why am I crying?! It's not like I had never heard the song before. I wasn't even there live. It was as if a certain note or tone had triggered the "cry over beautiful music" center of my brain. Fortunately, I was by myself watching YouTube so I just let it flow and afterwards mopped up my tears and had a good laugh at myself. Lesson learned, thankyouverymuch!
If you're curious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXh7JR9oKVE
'tis the season.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Metaphors? Try Metafives.
Worry. It's like little thin wafer cookies stacked up inside me. Delicate, light, crispy little rounds of anxiety, dread, regret and the like. Each cookie a separate thought, stacked in a column for each object of concern and grouped according to intensity. I drop them carefully one on top of the other making sure to keep them balanced and ordered. The higher I stack them the more unstable the columns become, so I make sure they are pushed close together to help stabilize each other.
Each stacked column of crispy worry is pushed up against another one to create a sort of foundation to prevent a total collapse of my infrastructure. But as the groups grow and columns are pushed together I have less and less room to maneuver. Pretty soon I can't even reach the ones in the center anymore for fear of breaking the ones on the perimeter. There is no way to reach the ones on the bottom without disturbing the ones on the top. And I can't rearrange them because I don't think I could ever get them put back in order again. It would be total chaos. Overwhelming. And what if those delicate little cookies crumbled? Could I handle it standing there treading on the crushed remains of all those anxious thoughts I've been tending to so calmly and carefully and sanely. Could I clean up the mess?
So I just keep stacking and pushing and leaning and propping, when all I really want to do is pour a glass of milk and eat my way through those wafer cookies of worry.
Kind of makes you hungry, doesn't it?
Each stacked column of crispy worry is pushed up against another one to create a sort of foundation to prevent a total collapse of my infrastructure. But as the groups grow and columns are pushed together I have less and less room to maneuver. Pretty soon I can't even reach the ones in the center anymore for fear of breaking the ones on the perimeter. There is no way to reach the ones on the bottom without disturbing the ones on the top. And I can't rearrange them because I don't think I could ever get them put back in order again. It would be total chaos. Overwhelming. And what if those delicate little cookies crumbled? Could I handle it standing there treading on the crushed remains of all those anxious thoughts I've been tending to so calmly and carefully and sanely. Could I clean up the mess?
So I just keep stacking and pushing and leaning and propping, when all I really want to do is pour a glass of milk and eat my way through those wafer cookies of worry.
Kind of makes you hungry, doesn't it?
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling...
Another year has rolled around. This time we call it an even 20. Twenty years of marital bliss. Twenty years of misunderstandings. Twenty years of inside jokes. Twenty years of passive aggressive moments. Twenty years of smiles and 123's and sweeties and I loved you first's and snoring and forgetting and grumping and laughing and crying and tripping over shoes and supporting and disappointing and diving and dancing and catscatscatscatscats. Life took a hard left turn along the way, but like we always say "It's not important as long as we're together."
123 Mister 1232!
123 Mister 1232!
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Plug Your Ears, It's Time For A Rant
Okay, a while back there was this "thing" on Facebook where women were posting a color in their status update. Apparently, it was a little grassroots "meme" movement where you were supposed to post the color of the bra you were wearing. Seemed like just a silly little thing, but then people are saying it was to raise awareness for Breast Cancer. Okay, maybe it was or maybe it wasn't, but it was an interesting phenomenon that caught national attention.
I was diagnosed with Breast Cancer in 1998 when I was 34 years old. And let's just say they didn't "catch it early" (even though that was what people REALLY wanted me to tell them.) And let's just say I am a statistical oddity for unknown reasons (i.e. "I am not dead yet.") So I have a bit of a sensitivity when it comes to apparently random activities in the name of breast cancer. I also have an irrational reaction to breast cancer awareness month. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I don't want awareness raised and I am not disapproving of any of these things. But in my emotional, irrational brain I am screaming, "I am aware of breast cancer every @&%#ing day of my life!"
There is NOT ONE DAY that goes by that I am not reminded that this disease forever and permanently changed the course of my life. I am constantly reminded by the painful complications that occurred because of the long and laborious treatment that (so far) saved my life. Every six months I am reminded of my mortality when they run tests to see if it has come back. And none of this changes my appreciation and gratitude to everyone who fights for awareness/funds/laws that help prevent/treat/etc. this sucky, sucky disease. Remember, I fully own my irrational reaction, I know it's my own weirdness.
So here's the rant part. For a while now, women have posted statements starting with "I like it...." with various locations added (e.g. on the dresser, in the closet, on the table.) It is where women put their purse at home. Ha ha ha, funny joke. I didn't participate in this thing months ago and now it is back again. I'm not participating in this go round either, because I don't carry a purse anymore. I don't carry one because of the above stated complications from (wait for it).......breast cancer. Here is where today's rant stemmed from, it is now being asserted that this "I like it...." thingy is for (wait for it)........breast cancer awareness! WTF! What does writing cryptic sexually suggestive status updates have to do with BREAST CANCER AWARENESS? And whywhywhywhywhy would it mean that now, when people were doing this thingy months and months ago?? Just because it's October doesn't mean any random activity has to do raising awareness. I find it a little insulting really. If you really want to raise awareness then do something helpful not self serving. Virtually waving your arms in the air and shouting "Look at memememe!" does not constitute something helpful. It's just a way to get people to notice you. I have nothing against these little "meme" things but it is pissing me off that people are trying to make it meaningful after the fact. Just do it for fun and stop trying to make it something it is not.
Ugh, I'm exhausted...
I was diagnosed with Breast Cancer in 1998 when I was 34 years old. And let's just say they didn't "catch it early" (even though that was what people REALLY wanted me to tell them.) And let's just say I am a statistical oddity for unknown reasons (i.e. "I am not dead yet.") So I have a bit of a sensitivity when it comes to apparently random activities in the name of breast cancer. I also have an irrational reaction to breast cancer awareness month. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I don't want awareness raised and I am not disapproving of any of these things. But in my emotional, irrational brain I am screaming, "I am aware of breast cancer every @&%#ing day of my life!"
There is NOT ONE DAY that goes by that I am not reminded that this disease forever and permanently changed the course of my life. I am constantly reminded by the painful complications that occurred because of the long and laborious treatment that (so far) saved my life. Every six months I am reminded of my mortality when they run tests to see if it has come back. And none of this changes my appreciation and gratitude to everyone who fights for awareness/funds/laws that help prevent/treat/etc. this sucky, sucky disease. Remember, I fully own my irrational reaction, I know it's my own weirdness.
So here's the rant part. For a while now, women have posted statements starting with "I like it...." with various locations added (e.g. on the dresser, in the closet, on the table.) It is where women put their purse at home. Ha ha ha, funny joke. I didn't participate in this thing months ago and now it is back again. I'm not participating in this go round either, because I don't carry a purse anymore. I don't carry one because of the above stated complications from (wait for it).......breast cancer. Here is where today's rant stemmed from, it is now being asserted that this "I like it...." thingy is for (wait for it)........breast cancer awareness! WTF! What does writing cryptic sexually suggestive status updates have to do with BREAST CANCER AWARENESS? And whywhywhywhywhy would it mean that now, when people were doing this thingy months and months ago?? Just because it's October doesn't mean any random activity has to do raising awareness. I find it a little insulting really. If you really want to raise awareness then do something helpful not self serving. Virtually waving your arms in the air and shouting "Look at memememe!" does not constitute something helpful. It's just a way to get people to notice you. I have nothing against these little "meme" things but it is pissing me off that people are trying to make it meaningful after the fact. Just do it for fun and stop trying to make it something it is not.
Ugh, I'm exhausted...
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
If Not Now, When?
Ding, ding, ding, ding! Hands in the air! Success! Soopahstah!
Hmmm, maybe that was overkill. I'm just happy that my stash of stamps is being evicted and set loose in the world. We have done a rash of plantings lately so I'm happy about that. BUT (ya gotta know, there is always a but), I still have five stamps that are ready to go. One I know exactly where it's going but we had some technical difficulties over the weekend. Frustrating. Mainly because I carved that stamp OVER A YEAR AGO. Geesh. And it's one of my favorite ones too.
One of the first stamps I ever carved (I think it was the third one) is still not planted. Tried a couple of times but no joy. Can't seem to find the right spot in the rather urban area I want it to go. Oops, I forgot about the recarve for my former "blue diamond" series. We've tried 4 times to replant that one...I think it's jinxed.
Oh lordy, then there is the one I'm still carving. An elaborate scene, very fiddly, not sure if it will come out looking good or not. AND I have one image ready to be transfered and carved. AND AND I have one stamp that is languishing because I want it to be an indoor plant but haven't gotten up the courage to approach the owners of the shop.
Sheesh, you'd think I like to carve stamps or something.......I have insomnia.
Nonpareil non sequitor!
Hmmm, maybe that was overkill. I'm just happy that my stash of stamps is being evicted and set loose in the world. We have done a rash of plantings lately so I'm happy about that. BUT (ya gotta know, there is always a but), I still have five stamps that are ready to go. One I know exactly where it's going but we had some technical difficulties over the weekend. Frustrating. Mainly because I carved that stamp OVER A YEAR AGO. Geesh. And it's one of my favorite ones too.
One of the first stamps I ever carved (I think it was the third one) is still not planted. Tried a couple of times but no joy. Can't seem to find the right spot in the rather urban area I want it to go. Oops, I forgot about the recarve for my former "blue diamond" series. We've tried 4 times to replant that one...I think it's jinxed.
Oh lordy, then there is the one I'm still carving. An elaborate scene, very fiddly, not sure if it will come out looking good or not. AND I have one image ready to be transfered and carved. AND AND I have one stamp that is languishing because I want it to be an indoor plant but haven't gotten up the courage to approach the owners of the shop.
Sheesh, you'd think I like to carve stamps or something.......I have insomnia.
Nonpareil non sequitor!
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